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      <description><![CDATA[The Recession has hit everybody.....<br />
<br />
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Always drink upstream from the herd.]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[You're getting old when getting lucky means you find your car in the<br />
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      <description><![CDATA[Funny answers from last year&#8217;s GED examination:<br />
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. the abdomen)?<br />
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A. The body is consisted into 3 parts &#8211; the brainium, the borax, and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U.<br />
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      <description><![CDATA[You know you're getting old when you stop buying green bananas]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Middle age is when work is a lot less fun -- and fun a lot more work.]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.]]></description>
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