Today's Joke : 2/20/12
The Recession has hit everybody.....
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Jokes & Quotes Archive
Joke: 1/22/12
You know you're getting old when you stop buying green bananas
Quote: 1/19/12
''Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.''
Joke: 1/16/12
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun -- and fun a lot more work.
Quote: 1/13/12
What Youth deemed crystal,
Age finds out was dew.
Joke: 1/10/12
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Quote: 1/7/12
''The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.''
Joke: 1/4/12
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Quote: 1/1/12
''I prefer old age to the alternative.''
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