Today's Joke : 2/20/12

The Recession has hit everybody.....

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Jokes & Quotes Archive

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

''Old age is no place for sissies. ''

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

''Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty."

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.”

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”

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