Today's Joke : 2/20/12

We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

''When you are forty, half of you belongs to the past...
And when you are seventy, nearly all of you.''

You're getting old when getting lucky means you find your car in the
parking lot.

''One keeps on forgetting old age up to the very brink of the grave.''

Funny answers from last year’s GED examination:
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. the abdomen)?

A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax, and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U.

“You don’t have to die in order to make a living.”

“A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”